Mashed Potatoes

14th July 2009

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If the key to being popular on the internet is a combination of nerd jokes, well known film anthems, Star Wars references and a hint of sexy male flesh, then this time i’ve REALLY got it made.

Bring on the big bucks.

Oh, and you can’t say I never go outside anymore.

This was the last piece of film shot before the death of my trusty Canon HV20. The camera on which I shot my first short films.

Time of death: 17:51, Tuesday 14th of July. Rest in Peace.

5th July 2009

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This is all very sage advice. 

However, don’t stop yourself from checking out the great work being done within the Policy Options for Responding to Nomads (PORN) group, just because of their more glamourous counterpart.

Not that you asked, but I find jumping up and down an overrated way to express happiness. I have weak knees though, so may be biased.

30th June 2009

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Don’t take drugs kids, even if daddy says it’s ok.

Oh, and if Ashton Kutcher is the voice of a new era then I’m the voice of the late great Jacques Cousteau. I’m sure it’s a great ego kick for him though.

I’m not going to link to the pseudo-community examples I mentioned, because that’s not my style. Find them for yourself. It’s not hard.

Please indulge this piece of role-play:

- ”Wait you sound different!”

- ”yeah, I bought a microphone”

- ”oh, that clears that up then”

- ”yep, I guess it does”

- ”how convenient”

- ”…”

- ”unnncomfortable”

24th June 2009

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Mashed Potatoes 15 is a fun-filled episode for all the family*.








*Birdcage is only available in participating countries. Terms and conditions apply.

*Petrosil may course irritation and burning, fire hazard.

*Warning: this video contains almost as many adverts as mainstream TV. Proceed with care.

*Also contains extortionate amounts of Linton from the start, and may not be suitable for those with good taste.

20th June 2009

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Before you go crazy and start calling me a terrorist, I’m not hating on the Iranian revolution/outburst, I’m not even gonna go there. 

If you think that you’ve completely missed the piñata of what I was talking about.

if you missed the Iran/Twitter/CNN Hoopla, here’s a boring Tech Crunch article to get you up to speed.